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HELL LOUNGE
Welcome to the eternal waiting room. Take a number.
Current temperature: 666 F
Wait time: Eternity
Today's special: Expired Yogurt Flambe
The nicotine molecule has the formula C10H14N2
Volcano monitoring stations never sleep
The spleen can hold up to a cup of blood
Remember: Everything is everything
The Establishment
Welcome to the Hell Lounge, where the coffee is always lukewarm and the background music is a middle school band concert on repeat.
Founded in the year 0 (give or take a few millennia), we've been serving the damned with our signature blend of eternal ennui and surprisingly good wifi.
"The ceiling fans here work better than expected. 4/5 stars." - A Satisfied Guest
Our Staff
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Belphegor
Director of Procrastination
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Mammon
Chief Export Tariff Officer
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Asmodeus
HVAC Systems Manager
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Beelzebub
Head of Expired Yogurt Division
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INFERNAL WISDOM
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